Fools Gold

reviewed by Sam Osborn

For a showcase of Matthew McConaughey’s abs, his tan, and his ragdoll mullet thing, Fools Gold stands no comparison. This film was made for women. Rather, this film was made for girls. Kate Hudson—who, along with Keira Knightley, has mounted an affront against the non-casting of A-cup actresses–is showcased almost entirely within the comfort of her clothing. Mind you, I tend not to write about the bra size and muscular capabilities of those who make movies; but with Fools Gold, there’s really little else to talk about.

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